A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job, but at least understands why.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned person who used to think they liked children.
A sociologist is someone who. when a beautiful woman enters the room and everybody looks at her, looks at everybody.
Special thanks to the Newspaper Clipping Image Generator at fodey.com
1. Have you seen these occupational jokes before?
2. Does there seem to be any truth in any of these "definitions"?
3. Do you still clip things out of newspapers?